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(出典: tastefullyoffensive、catp0rnから)

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tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

because freedom. have mercy

WE DON’T LET THE FRENCH PICK OUR WORDS IN AMERICA!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO omg someone totally turned this eggplant into something epic.

(mittttttから)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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(出典: risulana、mittttttから)

Money can take me there.

I WANT WHATEVER SHE HAS ON HER HEAD.

(出典: gorogoroiu)

Dafk? Someone’s cheering for me LOL

(出典: gorogoroiu)

(so-relatableから)

10knotes:

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OHHHHHHHHH MY GAWD esp when they’re wasted like that -____-

(yourfriendaliceから)

kiddblink:

kats-in-space:

PINK!

PINK

P͕͔͓̞̰̠̄ͮ͛͑́I̠͖̓̐̕͞I̵̛̻̥̣̬̭̻ͮ̎͗͂̄̆̓̈́̂I͚̳̳̯̲͓͇̐͒̈́̃ͮ̚N̶̠͍̞͙̼̤̯̺̏ͩ̽͐ͤͬK̵̲̥̦͖̪̩̤̭͛̉̆̀̄͢͟K̜̲̪̥̬͕̀͛̾̎̐̇ͮ̄̉͢͞͞Ḵ̵̢̗̔̉͋ͧ͌͞K̛̗̮̘̠̝̇͛̄̔͐̔ͥ̉

A demonic voice in my head just read “PIINKKKKK”

(出典: riddlemetom、yourfriendaliceから)